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Big Bird Breeds and Wades Back Big Time 

Good news for the wood stork. The US Fish and Wildlife Service has proposed to remove the big bird from the federal list of endangered and threatened species. Forty years ago the wood stork population was down to fewer than 5000 nesting pairs, most of them in south Florida’s Everglades and Big Cypress ecosystems. Today there are twice that number, and the birds have spread to the coastal plains of Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, and North Carolina.

George Santos’s Lies Kill Vet’s Ailing Dog 

Even in this nation’s snakepit of politics, George Santos stands out as a major creep and prodigious liar. The recently elected GOP congressman from Long Island has embellished or outright lied about his work history, financial status, criminal record, ethnicity, and religion (we would say “allegedly” here but he’s admitted to many of these and other prevarications).

Bird News: Owl Flaco Cruises Fifth Avenue, Gender-Reveal Pigeon Dies, Concussed Hawk Recovers

First, the sad: The pigeon that was dyed pink for gender-reveal idiocy didn’t make it. “We are deeply sad to report that Flamingo, our sweet pink pigeon, has passed away,” tweeted New York City’s wildlife rescue Wild Bird Fund. “Despite our best efforts to reduce the fumes coming off the dye, while keeping him calm and stable, he died in the night. We believe his death was caused by inhaling the toxins.”

Gender Reveal Morons Dye Pigeon Pink

It probably sounded like a cute idea – what if we paint a pigeon pink for our gender reveal party? But when the idea was realized, the outcome was very bad for the pigeon. Adding stupidity to ignorance, the bird was released somewhere near New York city’s Madison Square Park, where a good Samaritan found the disoriented creature and brought it to the Wild Bird Fund, the city’s go-to for wildlife rescue.

Abuse Victims (Animals and Humans) Get Together

Two nonprofits in Georgia, one that helps abused people and one that rescues abused animals, had an idea. What if they got together for mutual support? The results have been promising. Hope for Hooves takes in neglected and abused equines and equine-adjacent creatures: horses, donkeys, llamas, cows, pigs, sheep, goats. The GLM2 Foundation (“God Loves Me Too”) is “dedicated to eradicating the damage caused by sex trafficking and domestic violence by building and providing safe dwelling places and long-term aftercare for women, and their children.” Both groups are in Augusta.